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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 5, 2006 16:25:47 GMT 1
Dave duck read my story and told me I was stupid to get excited about getting an everlasting bottle of cola. He reckons, given the chance he would have taken the thousand pounds in cash and bought a boat or some nice trousers. Maybe he's got a point. what do you think?
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Post by Menaceman on Feb 5, 2006 22:42:23 GMT 1
Hmm... That is a tough one. With £1000 you could buy loads of stuff, like a years supply of gob-stoppers, but an everlasting bottle of cola would mean you would never go thirsty. You might get bored of only drinking cola though....... I don't know! My brain hurts.... Gaaaah!
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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 5, 2006 22:55:14 GMT 1
You can't get bored of drinking cola in my experience. Your teeth might fall out, but that only adds to the fun I reckon.
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Post by Gertie on Feb 6, 2006 3:52:03 GMT 1
Or snot it through your nose. Fat Tony needed a weeks therapy and I needed some Pantene Pro-V to get over that.
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Post by Paws on Feb 6, 2006 19:01:03 GMT 1
I'd take the grand. I hate cola! It tastes like acid. Now with £1000, I'd buy myself a house in the Bahamas! No wait, I wouldn't have enough money. Maybe I'd better set my sights a bit lower. How about Peckham? Nah!
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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 6, 2006 20:06:03 GMT 1
Peckham is still expensive. Up and coming trendy I've heard. Maybe a beach hut in Great Yarmouth? In fact, could you actually buy ANYWHERE to live for a £1000??
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Post by Menaceman on Feb 6, 2006 22:24:58 GMT 1
In the good old days.....
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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 6, 2006 23:29:34 GMT 1
What? When you could buy a Beano for 9 pence and a mars bar for 11 pence? My mum says you could leave your backdoor open in them days, 'cos everyone knew everyone. They still nicked your best cutlery, but at least you knew who it was!
I should be a comedian on telly me, I'm so hilarious!
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Post by SooThePanda on Feb 7, 2006 15:39:42 GMT 1
For One Thousand pounds, I will sell you one old mouldy two man tent. I'll even put the extra tent pegs in for free...you can't say fairer than that!
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Post by Menaceman on Feb 7, 2006 21:59:28 GMT 1
I can! "Fairer than that." There! Just did it. I couldn't resist. The number of times my dad goes on about how he could buy a bag of ten sweets for an old penny...
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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 9, 2006 23:43:53 GMT 1
That's cheap. Can he me some? I like chocolate limes if he can get 'em.
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Post by The Thing on Feb 10, 2006 11:31:07 GMT 1
Cola! Flippin' 'eck can't you pretend it was lemonade?! I hate COLAAAAA and I still think it's a tricky one. Hmmm....... I think I would take the Cola and I would give everyone a drink because I am so kind! Once I've given everyone a drink I'll sneak some into the cinema everytime I go and offer everyone a drink and they can even bring there straws so they don't have to fork out a huge lump of cash to get a small drink! Cinemas are theifs I paid something like 3 pounds for a pack of Jelly Tots and a small plastic cup of Pepsi, rip-off I tell you.
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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 11, 2006 15:28:09 GMT 1
mmmm.... jelly tots. You've got good taste thing.
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Post by bicyclegasoline on Feb 18, 2006 15:54:19 GMT 1
your latest story rocked! i think i'd be tempted to go for the coke, because in my lifetime, I'm sure I'll spend more than £1000 on coke, so it makes sense! interesting choice tho . . .
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Post by Derek the Sheep on Feb 18, 2006 16:42:48 GMT 1
Thanks bicyclegasoline. Me and the boys worked out we'd only spend the cash on cola anyhows, so it wasn't such a tough decision.
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