Post by Derek the Sheep on Aug 7, 2007 0:17:54 GMT 1
Bloomsbury asked for my biography the other day, giving me a set of questions. So just in case you were wondering, here it is...
Name - Derek Sheep esq
Age - 12 in dog years. Not sure how that translates into human years. Don't think there's such thing as sheep years. (I think there are bee years though and Cecil reckons I'm 312 in bee years, but that's just stupid).
Height - 3ft 2in
Build - Athletic
Weight - Quite light. Definitely not fat.
Date of birth - April 1st. Although there's nothing remotely funny about it, so don't bother laughing.
Place of birth - Back of a lorry apparently.
Favourite colour - Green. When I'm in my field, I love staring at trees and they're mostly green.
Favourite food - Grass. And hotdogs. And Cheese-spread sandwiches.
Best friend - Lenny, although he really gets on my nerves. In fact everyone gets on my nerves.
Parents occupation - Mum and Dad retired/on the run. Now living in villa in Costa Del Sol after making lots of money selling all of Farmer Jack's top quality hay. I receive occasional postcards and it sounds like they're doing ok.
Name - Derek Sheep esq
Age - 12 in dog years. Not sure how that translates into human years. Don't think there's such thing as sheep years. (I think there are bee years though and Cecil reckons I'm 312 in bee years, but that's just stupid).
Height - 3ft 2in
Build - Athletic
Weight - Quite light. Definitely not fat.
Date of birth - April 1st. Although there's nothing remotely funny about it, so don't bother laughing.
Place of birth - Back of a lorry apparently.
Favourite colour - Green. When I'm in my field, I love staring at trees and they're mostly green.
Favourite food - Grass. And hotdogs. And Cheese-spread sandwiches.
Best friend - Lenny, although he really gets on my nerves. In fact everyone gets on my nerves.
Parents occupation - Mum and Dad retired/on the run. Now living in villa in Costa Del Sol after making lots of money selling all of Farmer Jack's top quality hay. I receive occasional postcards and it sounds like they're doing ok.
